infonews.co.nz
INDEX
SWIMMING

So you think your a swimmer...?? Read this and you will find out!!!

Infonews Editor

Monday 11 June 2007, 10:43AM

By Infonews Editor

1,355 views

I found this on the bebo page of a swimmer i used to coach .....

So you think your a swimmer...?? Read this and you will find out!!!


You might be a swimmer...

If whenever you hear an electronic beep, and you instinctively jump,
you might be a swimmer.

If you have rings around your eyes unrelated to the amount of sleep you
got, you might be a swimmer.

If waking up before dawn to exercise seems normal, you might be a
swimmer. (You might also be crazy)

If jamming a piece of Styrofoam between your legs is not a kinky sexual
activity, you might be a swimmer.

If bugs die of chlorine poisoning when they land on your skin, you
might be a swimmer.

If the phrase "This set with fins" is better than hearing "You just won
$1000," you might be a swimmer.

If you answer, "I don't need to" when someone asks when you showered
last, you might be a swimmer.

If you love a good lightning storm when you have outdoor practice, you
might be a swimmer.

When you learn how to squirt water 15 different ways, you might be a
swimmer.

When your long term goal is to slap your bicep on your lat, you might
be a swimmer.

When you wake up before six for the free doughnuts, you might be a
swimmer.

When you go through so much latex in one season you could wallpaper
your room, you might be a swimmer.

If a friend asks how a certain guy dresses and you reply, "I only see
him without his clothes on" you might be a swimmer. [SPEEDOS!!!]

If your friends have stopped asking you about your plans for the
evenings, you might be a swimmer.

If you go from store to store desperately trying to find your favorite
sports drink, you might be a swimmer.

If the first place you go when you're stressed out is a swimming pool,
you might be a swimmer.

If your daily apparel is held together by knots or is torn and see
through, you might be a swimmer.

If the phrase, "50 double armed backstroke with a breast stroke kick
makes you happier than anything, you might be a swimmer.

If being fish-like is a compliment, you might be a swimmer.

If your friends don't even call you anymore because they know that you
have no time to do anything, you might be a swimmer.

If your nightmares consist of a series of numbers ending in 0 or 5, you
might be a swimmer.

If you have hickeys on your neck, you might be a swimmer or you might
be lucky.

If you sweat chlorine even after showering, you might be a swimmer.

If you just don't understand the charm of the swim suit edition, you
might be a swimmer.

If getting smacked on the butt doesn't bother you at all, you might be
a swimmer.

If someone asks if you have any siblings and you start listing
teammates, you might be a swimmer.

If you are determined, strong, smart and tough, you might be a
swimmer.